Submitted by: dunno source
HUUUUURR IM A HOERS
This just made me spew my drink.
Hores make me feel good too
bon travail (no spik much english)
yeah I think you ment HORSE
FYI: I think you meant MEANT
FAKE! (Of course.)
how do you no.can YOU prove it
I love hores…they are so pretty with their hore tails and hore manes…How is it fake…the last time I checked paper doesn’t have a spell checker other than the author, which in fact may be a KID!
Teachers are supposed to check your spelling…
Hahahah best lines:
My dad wants to buy hores, but my mom says no.
when i be 16 or 20, i will buy my own hores
i had no idea hores coulld put their legs straight up in the air 😉
You just made me burst out laughing. Thank you for making my day/.
all i have 2 say
Ugh, trust me kid, hores are expensive. They love carrots- specificially 6-carrots with platinum bands.
When my Gramma was teaching there was a kid who wrote,
“My mom got me this shit for Christmas. I hated that shit. I had to wear it every Sunday…..”
He meant shirt
i just choked air. congratz.
Translation! “I like horses. Horses have other horse friends. Horses like carrots. You wouldn’t think they could, but they can put their legs straight up.” So on.
Continuation: “Horses make you feel good. My dad wants a horse but my mom says no. When I am 16 or 20 I will buy my own horse.”
The horse sticker alone should have tipped people off. If not, they’re the extremely faulty product of mating retards with retards over a couple generations.
U mean “whores” i guese dey dont teeh speeling vury good thees days. . .
THEY ARE A 3rd grader.THEY SHOULDNT KNOW WHAT HORES R
“You mean ‘whores.’ I guess they don’t teach spelling very well these days…”
Obviously. Where did you go to school?
“You wouldn’t think they could put their legs strait up but they can.”
*lol* sometimes wrong spelling can be hillarious and yes, off cause i know it’s meant to be horses and it was sweet. Thanks for changing my morning from grumpyville to smiling.
A simple spelling error, the author clearly meant whores not hores!
XD LOL! Even though they meant horses and not whores, it was still pretty funny. Shouldn’t a 3rd grader know what a whore is? AND wouldn’t they know how to spell H-O-R-S-E?
in third grade, its all about phonetic spelling so hores would be horse to them….and yes a HORSE can put their legs straight up…when they are rearing from being spooked, out of aggression, or just when being turned out or playing as a foal….so this little kid must have been around some horses
I can’t believe any of you need any of this explained to you. What is this world coming to…Idiocracy? By the way, a third grader SHOULD know how to spell horse and should also know when to pluralize a word. This is a very weak student. It’s the coincidence that the word WHORE fits with the context that makes the whole thing funny. BTW most of the time teachers have to read this stuff and just role their eyes. It’s rare you get a gem like this that makes you laugh.
I’m sure hores can make anyone feel good. 😉
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