Submitted by: lisa via Submission Page
Submitter doesn’t know what inspired the tot decided to, um, append this picture like that.
Kevin is VERY EXCITED About the Zoo
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did big brother get to your drawing? 😆 XD (I’ve never been first!)
Um, perhaps it’s supposed to be the zipper/zipper pull? Sometimes kids try that kind of thing and it doesn’t work out like they planned. Otherwise it’s a raccoon tail hanging out his zipper coz he’s carrying the animal in his pants, lol
Yeah, I have to believe that if I tried to draw a zipper pull it would look like that.
It’s a ding-dong, man. I have no trouble at all believing a kid would draw a penis.
No, it is what it is. I remember when my little brother became “aware”, he drew penises on everyone in his pictures, coloring books etc. I mean, he was 3 or 4 at most. That’s very neat coloring for that age though…
Yup. I was an art class aide, and there was a lot of this in 1st and 2nd grade.
Me: “Are you too poor to afford clothes?”
Kid: “… no.”
Me: “Are you taking a bath in this picture?”
Kid: “… no.”
Me: “Then draw some clothes on this person so your Mother doesn’t get upset.” (Turns and walks across the room to avoid confrontation with kid giving me a nasty look.)
Yep, zipper pull- kids never know why we’re always laughing at certain things 😉 God bless em’.
Doesn’t look like “tot’s” coloring job. How old exactly WAS this artist?
It certainly does to me. This is the kind of coloring we were made to do in first grade.
Reminds me of one of those “learn to read, learn to colour” books. Marks off if you went outside the lines. Marks added for the extra detail, haha.
Tot = toddler (wordnetweb.princeton.edu).
First grade is not a toddler unless very precocious. First grade is old enough to draw the appendage in for fun or attention-seeking!
Why is it stripy?
because its not a penis, its a zipper pull.
No, penises do have wrinkles on them if you pull the skin back.
I’m going to go ahead and assume that’s a zipper…
I have to say I find the concept of some little kids giving a high-five because they’re going to the zoo slightly funny in itself. 🙂
And what is she wearing, anyway??
i follow you on that one.
It’s art by my daughter. She was in Kindergarten at the time. And, yes, it’s a penis. We were telling fart jokes in the car and this was her way to top everyone. She cried afterwards because she thought she was in trouble. And, yes, she is a very good artist : )
Your kid is messed up, man.
…There are no words…
karen and kevin went to the zoo to have a little fun.
next morning they got up and forgot what they had done.
I went through a phase where I drew ‘hang-downs’ on everything. My mother was less than amused when the kindergarten teacher spoke to her.
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some majhuani, jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked jill if she wanna. jill said yes pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. but stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
Am I the only one slightly worried about this?
I would understand more if this was a little boy’s drawing but Lisa said it was her daughter.
Why does she know what a dick is?
got a little brother maybe? Sometimes really little kids get put in a bath together or she watched him being changed/dressed as a baby…
Um, yeah. My friend had just had a boy baby and she had seen him being changed. No weird-o dick shennanigans at my house.
Karen and Kevin are going to have A LOT of fun at the zoo. if ya knowwhat i mean ;^)