No Guns Please Derek!

Funny Kids Drawings - No Guns Please Derek!

Submitted by: Sarah Sherban via Submission Page

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64 Responses to No Guns Please Derek!

  1. layz says:

    Lol, never been first!
    Save Canada!

  2. DP says:

    …and the good people of Canada will thank you for it Derek 😀

  3. Isar says:

    Save Canada? From what?

  4. Pistachio says:

    Gordon Freeman, savior of humenz… I mean, Canada!

  5. captain obvious says:

    LOOK OUT KID, CANADA HAS TINY BUILDINGS OF DEATH!!!

  6. Larissa says:

    Cute! I love that the dog is saying “wolf, wolf.” Or, perhaps it IS a wolf and it’s just stating what it is…

  7. chalkwater says:

    this kid has played way to much call of duty

  8. Mad_Hatteress says:

    I think the teachers comment surprised me more than anything.

  9. ??????????????? says:

    Save Canada from what, bears you idiot…

  10. Derek says:

    hey i did save Canada!!!!!!!!

  11. liam says:

    Canada can defend its self, WE HAVE BEAVERS!!

  12. litesneeze says:

    No, from wolves. Canada has a wolf problem. As you can tell from the picture.

  13. frank says:

    canada has the most fresh ground water in the world, as well as one of the vastest expanses of pristine, untouched wilderness. we have tons of timber, coal and oil. when the U.S and Russia want to duke it out over resources, it will be in canada. this kid is about age to serve these days. hope he has the same attitude

  14. Cathy says:

    This kid has his priorities right.

  15. Mr_Darkside says:

    Well, Derek had planned to save Canada from unleashing the horror that is Justin Bieber, but unfortunately his plans were thwarted…

  16. TB Tabby says:

    Oh no, the Canadians have found out about Operation: Leaf Blower!

  17. didileypits says:

    thats right other countries, look out know cause we got derek and hes on his way to private ryan. also, he has a gun

  18. Atzel says:

    That’s ridicules.

    This feels like one of those “what do you want to be when you grow up” things.
    Kid wants to be a soldier when he grows up. This is bad-wrong because soldiers have guns, apparently.
    Do the kids who want to be firemen get told off for drawing themselves with an ax? Both are tools of the occupation.

    • Mel the Belle says:

      The kid could have had the cops called on him for “terroristic threats” or some other idiotic nonsense. Good for the teacher for issuing a simple “we don’t draw pictures of guns in our class.”

  19. MissTree says:

    but let’s look at some of the other wonderful details: a dalmation chopper, a ladder lowered and latched to the flagpole, a small house with a flatulation problem, and mickey mouse “wolves” that are perhaps throwing grenades. (or large hockey pucks) Derek must be a loyal Canadian, and what Frank said is food for thought. 🙂

  20. The Derek in Question says:

    The only way to save the Canada from Justin Beiber is a bullet to the brain

    The date on the assignment is the date of the Journal entry, this was done in first grade.

    My attitude remains the same

    • The real Derek says:

      This post and reply are the only real posts by the artist, and will be the only real posts. I don’t care about Justin Beiber, no talent punks rise and fall everyday, soon he’ll fall into obscurity. On a side note the thing with the flag on it is some kind of bunker, no idea what’s supposed to be inside. I also distinctly remember drawing the log as it was my first attempt ever at 3D. Here’s some work from today:

    • litesneeze says:

      That’s an awesome pic Derek. Are you a warman now, or an established artist?
      What I really want to know is: what’s with the wolves??

    • Ugh says:

      I think it’s supposed to be a dog. Also no, am not a warman and probably never can be, shitty vision, visual snow, asthma. Not an artist either.

    • continued says:

      wolf wolf is a misspelling of wuff wuff

  21. TCinNC says:

    Well, he still got a “check” for patriotism!

  22. littleredridingwolf says:

    Leave the wolves alone! If you ask them nice enough maybe they’ll eat Bieber for you and save Canada’s dignity, maybe.

  23. Android says:

    Smart kid.

  24. Eric says:

    Naive child, it’s too late for Canada…

  25. Mimzy says:

    “Save Canada”? HAHAHA epic win xD

  26. Alf says:

    there are no words to describe how much win this is

  27. Schnauz says:

    What? All dogs say “Wolf wolf”

  28. King Graphjam says:

    Yes, no guns please Derek…You must bring him a sword!

  29. Olivia says:

    What is with teachers? What if the kid does want guns in his life? Gosh, you should be able to be/have what you want. Justin Bieber left Canada. No worries, Derek.

  30. Hammo says:

    The poor child. He doesn’t even realise Canada is beyond retribution :/

  31. Gadrean says:

    What is Canada’s greatest natural resource?

    Dirt!

  32. Nukester200 says:

    Canada is in trouble….. by… MANBEARPIG!

  33. Kitty says:

    I like his style.

  34. Nomable says:

    Wolf! Starfox needs back-up!

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